What’s worse than that rendering looking more like an alien than you is that it’s a brand-new couch.
But it is Chanel lipstick. Ouch.
Sorry. The chocolate syrup is being used as a brand-new-carpet topping instead.
Word to the wise: Invest in a good vacuum.
There are personalized license plates. Why not personalized hoods?
We really hope that’s brown paint, not poop (but we’re not betting on it).
This is not what you meant when you told them they could act out Frozen.
Our advice? Don’t look underneath the car seat. Just don’t.
Does this count as giving her a bath?