These Pregnant Pumpkins Are Hilariously Horrifying

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ByThe Bump Editors
Updated
Oct 2017
Jack o'latern making
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Labor can be a scary prospect. Even scarier? When jack-o’-lanterns go into labor. Just in time for Halloween, we’ve rounded up the most elaborate pregnant pumpkins that are truly twisted works of art. Here’s hoping that when it comes to your own delivery, life doesn’t always immitate art.

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We can hear the crying.

A bathroom birth is shocking no matter who—or what—you are.

Talk about a horror story. At least she has access to pain meds.

This pushing pumpkin looks like the mom of many, many multiples.

Finally, a pregnant pumpkin with the decency to wear a hospital gown.

An accurate depiction of boobs after baby.

Updated October 2017

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