11 F-cked Up Things My Kid Did This Week: Pump & Dump Moms
Meet Shayna Ferm and Tracey Tee, the ladies behind The Bump Pump and Dump Validation Tour. These Denver-based moms are here to remind you that even on your worst parenting day, you’re doing a great job. And whether it’s via song at their parentally-incorrect live comedy shows or via blog post on The Bump, they’re guaranteed to make you laugh. If you’re in New York, catch them at Gotham Comedy Club on September 30th. Look for giveaways from MAM, Babyganics, Baby Ktan, Premama, Hyland’s, Diono, NurturMe NurturMeals, JJ Rabbit, WaterWipes, BabyBUMBrush and Belly Bandit.
Sometimes we feel like parenting is one big collection of OH NO YOU DIDN’T and SPIT IT OUT!! moments. And just when we feel like our kids might have reached an all-time pinnacle of gross for the week, we perform another Pump and Dump show and collect these cards from our audience so other parents can share messed up things their kids have been up to and we can feel better knowing we are all in this together. Thank you for sharing, awesome moms. Your children are disgusting and hilarious. We needed this.