This App Will Distract Your Child So You Can Have Sex in Peace

No more interruptions.
ByKelly Corbett
Published
Apr 2017
couple in pajamas in bed
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Once upon a time, you had kids. It was fun for a while, but then—plot twist—they ruined your sex life. Nothing gets you out of the mood more than a toddler barging into your bedroom screaming, “Mommy, I just pooped.”

Introducing The Extendables, a kid-friendly TV show about extra-terrestrial puppets coming to earth. Also your ticket to getting it on.

Erected by Four Seasons Condoms, who partnered with creative agency Marvel, The Extendables is an app that distracts your kids with a hoax TV show while you and your partner obviously do your taxes. The TV show works with your mobile phone or smart device, using motion detectors to track and notify you when your children have moved away from the screen…and possibly towards your bedroom. Better yet, if you need more time with your partner, extend The Extendables show via the app.

So yes, this is an app to help rev up your sex life after baby. But of course, if you actually just wanted alone time to paint your ceiling or whatnot, this app could come in handy as well.

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