Kristina Kuzmic is calling for breastfeeding moms to put their boobs away.
Don't get mad! It's all part of the comedian's sarcastic approach, aimed at highlighting the ridiculousness and hypocriticalness of shaming breastfeeding in public.
"We don't live in a society where it's ok to just show part of your breasts or cleavage in public," she says, nursing next to a giant lingerie ad. "By breastfeeding in public, we are spreading the lie that breasts serve a purpose other than just to turn someone on."
Because, as she points out, women who nurse in public are really just trying to seduce your husbands.
"And if men are staring at a breastfeeding mom's obvious sluttiness, that's totally normal. What are they supposed to do, notice you're breastfeeding and then look away?"
But if you must breastfeed in public, using a nursing cover is NBD. As she proves by eating a salad underneath one.
Watch Kuzmic truly master discretion as she attempts to nurse in a bush and behind a trash can in the video below.