The Most F*cked-Up Things Kids Did This Week, Brought to You by the Pump & Dump

Parents fess up to their kids' not-so-perfect moments.
ByShayna Ferm & Tracey Tee
Published
Mar 2016
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Ever wonder if your kid really is the worst? We’re here to tell you that she’s not. Despite what he/she/they have been doing with those Sharpies you hid under lock and key, raise your head bravely in solidarity with moms across the world who can one-up you with tales of the most f—ed up things their kids have done.

Don’t believe us? Here’s 10 recent stories we’ve gathered anonymously from our audiences at The Pump and Dump: A Parentally Incorrect Comedy Show and Night Out, For Once. And if you’d like to read even more, check out #TMFUTMKHD on Instagram and feel proud that your little rug rats are just as messed up as the other kids.

( Then join us for a show! There’s no better way to get the stress of parenting of your chest than to laugh it out with hundreds of other moms. It is the #YearOfTheMother, after all!)

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