Am I Pregnant Quiz

1 .

Has Aunt Flo paid you a visit this month?

Nope, still waiting for her to make an entrance, which is weird since she’s normally right on time.

No, but I don’t usually have regular periods anyway, so this isn’t out of the ordinary.

Yup, got it.

2 .

Think about your boobs for a sec. How are they feeling?

Dude, now that you mention it, they’re killing me and feel heavier or tinglier than normal.

Just like my usual PMS boobs.

Totally status quo.

3 .

Are you near a mirror? Check out the twins. What do they look like?

Whoa, my areolas look dark!

They could have gotten a little darker. Honestly, I don’t know!

They’re just as awesome as usual.

4 .

Have you noticed any queasiness lately?

YES! I’ve been pretty consistently feeling like I’m gonna puke.

Actually, I noticed my stomach churn recently, but I chalked it up to motion sickness or a weird smell.

Nope!

5 .

How tired are you right now?

Are you kidding? I can barely stay awake to take this frickin’ quiz.

I’m kind of tired, but it’s not terrible, and there might be another explanation for it -- I’ve been working like crazy lately.

Fully energized.

6 .

How’s your appetite been lately?

Ugh, not good at all. Just the thought of certain foods -- even ones I normally love -- makes me feel sick.

I’ve noticed that I’ve been hungry for specific flavors, such as salty stuff like potato chips or sour things like lemonade or bland food -- hold the mustard!

I’m racking my brain but can’t think of anything out of the ordinary for me.

7 .

What about your clothes -- how are they fitting?

They’re a little tight. I checked the scale, and I’ve put on a pound or two.

They’re tight, but I don’t think I’ve gained weight. I’m probably just bloated.

I haven’t noticed a difference.

8 .

Have you felt any of these symptoms lately: headaches, lightheadedness or more frequent trips to the bathroom (we’re talkin’ ’bout #1)?

Yup, at least one of them -- and it’s driving me crazy.

Hmm... yeah, now that you mention it, I've had at least one of them.

Nope.

9 .

How’s your mood?

Well, I bawled my eyes out while watching something more like How I Met Your Mother than Titanic.

PMSy. (Kinda cranky.)

I haven’t been more emotional than usual, that I can think of.

10 .

Were you charting your basal body temperature?

Yes (I’ve been TTC!), and my temp has been up at least a fraction of a degree for more than two weeks. I’m taking it accurately, too -- before I even get out of bed.

Yes, and I haven’t noticed a difference, or I have, but it hasn’t been consistent.

Nope.

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