7 Hilarious New-Mom Reactions

“I thought, ‘Holy moly, I just pushed you out of my vagina!’ I still can’t believe it.” — mchupie

“He was pudgy, pink and had tons of blonde hair — even on his face — and when they put the little hat on him, my initial reaction was, ‘Wow, I gave birth to a garden gnome.’” — kelzinboston

“’Oh my God, he’s so fat!’ He was 9 lbs., 13 oz., and we had no idea he would be that big.” — patella1129

“’Holy crap. There really are two of them.’” — cinema_goddess

“When my son finally came through, I announced to the room ‘Oh my gosh, that feels so much better!’” — rochella

“All I could think was ‘what do we do now?’” — laura_lee

“I said ‘She looks like me’ Then I thought, ‘I want a vodka tonic.’” — sherina825

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