“Look, mommy! We drew you!”
What’s worse than that rendering looking more like an alien than you is that it’s a brand-new couch.
At least it’s not blood?
But it is Chanel lipstick. Ouch.
And you wanted to make a sundae after they went to bed.
Sorry. The chocolate syrup is being used as a brand-new-carpet topping instead.
Word to the wise: Invest in a good vacuum.
A new meaning to the term car detailing
There are personalized license plates. Why not personalized hoods?
Left their mark.
We really hope that’s brown paint, not poop (but we’re not betting on it).
Let it snow?
This is not what you meant when you told them they could act out Frozen.
What lies beneath
Our advice? Don’t look underneath the car seat. Just don’t.
Potty training troubles
Does this count as giving her a bath?