You Know You’re a Mom When…
“You write checks in crayon ’cause that’s all you can find.” — Shelly G.
“Amazon shows my ‘recommended for you’ products as toys and diapers — not shoes and handbags.” — Alicia A.
“You’re proud of someone for burping.” — Lyningram V.
“You say ‘I slept all night!’ and it was only for three hours.” — JoAnna G
“You don’t own a purse anymore because a diaper bag carries all you need.” — Mary S.
“You care more about the consistency of poop than other things that seemed important before.” — Hailey R.
“You’ve got bags under your eyes and your hair’s a mess, but you don’t mind, because you’re in love with your baby.” — Laura J.
“You hear your mother’s voice…coming out of your mouth!” — Cat P.
“You trade sexy tops for nursing shirts, cute skinny jeans for maternity pants, and nights out for rocking your baby to sleep.” — Shannon G.
“You can put on makeup one-handed while baby sleeps on your shoulder.” — Adrienne
“TheBump.com is your homepage instead of Net-a-Porter.” — Aisha A.
“Your Google search history is baby-related searches, like ‘best baby onesies’ and ‘is it normal when baby does…’” — Nadia M.
“Your bottle discussions aren’t about wine.” — Krista U.
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