“Please don’t slap two names together that you like and think it sounds great — ‘I like Andrew and my husband likes Stephen...heck, let’s name him Standrew!’ Ugh.” — rosiep
“Richard Gere named his son Homer. Oh man, the jokes this kid will hear.” — rp
“I still haven’t gotten over Gwyneth Paltrow naming her child Apple. Notice how that trend never caught on!” — amyf
"I thought Hashtag was bad, but then I read about a little boy named Facebook. Facebook?! How could you do that to your kid?" — Allison H.
“I worked at a school one time where a little boy's name was Nivlac, Calvin backward, and his dad's name was Nivek, Kevin backward!” — aggie
“My former sister-in-law's cousin named her child Houston Rocket. What the heck?!” — Blondie
“Someone named their daughter Matyson, instead of Madison. That’s just a little too unique.” — Njohnson
“Apparently there’s a family at my gym with the last name Bean. They have girls who are named after different types of beans, like October, Boston and Seven. Seriously.” — shadow
“A friend of mine teaches and has twins in her class named Audacious and Bodacious.” — ec
"Le-a, pronounced 'Ledasha.' I learned the hard way that the dash isn't silent!" — Jenna B.
"Aquafresh. I kid you not." — Jeannie T.
"Abcde, pronounced Ab-sid-ee. The parents weren't as clever as they thought they were." - Nadia R.
"My dad met someone named Chlamydia. Turns out the mother thought it sounded pretty." — Estelle H.
"Celebrity actress Shannon Sossamon's son's name is Audio Science. Jason Lee's son's name is Pilot Inspektor. Terrible!" — Rachel W.
"My husband is trying to convince me to name our son Thor... I just can't do it!" — Bella P.
"My son has a friend named 'Dorcus.' Poor kid." — Janice W.
"Tree (for a boy) and Tippy (for a girl). Their last name Topp. Tree Topp and Tippy Topp. No joke." — Pam F.
"North West — Kim Kardashian and Kanye West named their daughter that!" — Julianna M.
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