‘if Toddlers Texted’ Instagram Will Make You Glad They Don’t

iMessage is a privilege.
ByAnisa Arsenault
Associate Editor
Updated
Jun 2017
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Constantly begging for your attention, ratting you out to Grandma, plotting mischief with other kids—does this sound like stuff your toddler already does? What if he had text messaging to aid him in his endeavors?

A dad of three—who so far has remained anonymous—wondered what would happen if his toddlers could text. So he drafted some fake text message conversations. And the parenting world ate it up.

The Instagram account If Toddlers Texted actually started as a  Tumblr account. With message recipients ranging from mommy and daddy to playmates to the cat, the imaginary toddler behind the messages is a true texting terror. See for yourself below.

 

 

 

 

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