10 Reasons Being a Mom Is the Best Excuse of All Time

Because life with kids can be messy and more than a little unpredictable—and that's okay.
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BySarah Kulchar
Updated
Oct 2017
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There’s a lot of change that comes with becoming a mom, some of it pretty challenging. But there are plenty of other aspects to parenthood that are simply great. In fact, there are a lot of (unexpected) things that being a mom has helped me out with. Not that your mom-status should be wielded as a get-out-of-jail-free card, but let’s be honest—sometimes it’s the best excuse when you’re in a jam. Why not enjoy the perks of motherhood when we can?

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1. You all of a sudden have a great excuse to look a bit ragged. Another plus: If you look even semi-presentable, people always comment on how great you look for having a little one to care for. Score!

2. You can sneak out of those pesky friend and family events. As in, “Whoops, baby has an early bedtime, got to jet!" Am I right or am I right?

3. You can finally bond with that super cool mom at various social events. Nothing beats having another mom give you that “I totally understand” look from across the room.

4. Your house is a mess—and guess what? Everyone suddenly understands. Another bonus? The more charitable folk might even lend a hand and fold that mile-high laundry pile when they stop over to chat (I LOVE those people!).

5. Being late is okay. Somehow, being late looks a little better when you’re carrying a baby and are being followed by a toddler. It’s a lot harder to stay annoyed when a wobbly little kid shoots their mischievous smile at you.

6. Wait, what was I just doing? Did you just space out a bit at work? I bet your colleagues are a bit more understanding when they know you were up all night with a teething baby than if you’d been knocking them back at the local brewery.

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7. Staying in is the new going out. That whole “going out” scene got really old after college (like, the day I graduated), but ever since having a baby it’s much more kosher to have a laid back evening with my husband watching Netflix. (Kudos if you can make it through the first 15 minutes of the show!)

8. It’s acceptable to go to bed at 8 p.m.—or earlier. You can finally go to bed early (of course, only if the little ones will first) and not feel socially awkward! You’ve got to get your sleep when you can.

9. You can finally give yourself a break. You’ve got a lot of responsibility on your plate, but somehow being a mom has finally given me the excuse to let some of the little things go. About time, huh?

10. What’s for dinner? Leftovers! Simpler meals or even eating leftovers is now the new norm. Hip, hip, hooray! Before baby, I really craved variety every night when it came to meals. Nowadays, anything that’s ready in a few minutes seems gourmet to me!

Updated October 2017

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