20 Funny Baby Onesies for Future Jokesters

Seriously, who doesn't enjoy funny baby onesies? Shop 20 hilarious baby bodysuits that are bound to make you chuckle.
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By Emily Platt, Associate Editor
Updated August 6, 2020
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When it comes to parenting, a good sense of humor goes a long way. That’s why we love funny baby onesies—they’re bound to brighten your day, not to mention make family, friends and even strangers smile. Some reference movies and books, while others joke about caring for a newborn. Whether you’re after something ironic or relatable, there are plenty of funny onesies out there for you. Need a head start? Here are 20 funny baby boy and baby girl onesies so you can dress your little one in something silly stat.

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Dirty Dancing Onesie

Searching for funny onesies inspired by popular movies? This one’s for all you Dirty Dancing (and by that we mean Patrick Swayze) die-hards.

Buy it: HUMAN Nobody Puts This Baby in a Corner Onesie, $19,

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Cha-Ching Onesie

The best funny onesies tell it to you straight. And we’d be lying if we said tax breaks weren’t a perk of having kids.

Buy it: The Dad Tax Deduction Onesie, $18,

Image: Courtesy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Ninja Turtle Onesie

Sometimes funny onesies don’t have to say anything at all to inspire a smile. Give your little hero a fitting uniform, like a Teenage (or should we say Baby) Mutant Ninja Turtle bodysuit.

Buy it: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Baby Onesie, $16,

Image: Courtesy Gymboree

Heartbreaker Onesie

Opt for funny baby girl (or boy) onesies that call out your child’s cuteness. After all, baby’s been stealing hearts since (and even before) birth.

Buy it: Gymboree Heartbreaker Bodysuit, $18,

Image: Courtesy Fayfaire

Bottoms Up Onesie

What can we say? Baby’s got good taste in milk. Plus, this company donates part of its proceeds to Miracle Babies, a charity for pre-mature newborns.

Buy it: Fayfaire I’ll Have Your Finest House White Bodysuit, from $8,

Image: Courtesy Sodakduds

Workout Onesie

Love the gym as much as you love puns? Give baby this workout-inspired onesie.

Buy it: Sodakduds Burpee Machine Onesie, $10,

Image: Courtesy BabySwayze

Cute Cuddler Onesie

Parents hustle, babies cuddle. The sporty look of this bodysuit proves funny baby onesies can still be stylish.

Buy it: BabySwayze Everyday I’m Cuddlin’ Bodysuit, $16,

Image: Courtesy Sara Kety

Throwback Onesie

Do it for The ‘Gram. Add this bodysuit to the list of funny baby girl onesies practically made for social media.

Buy it: Sara Kety Girls’ #TBT Sonogram Bodysuit, $20,

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Sweet Greetings Onesie

Funny onesies often make obvious references—after all, you don’t want the joke to fall flat! We like how this adorable bodysuit gives a nod to baby’s recent arrival.

Buy it: Inktastic Hello, I’m New Here Bodysuit, from $13,

Image: Courtesy AW Fashions

Lyrical Onesie

Looking for funny baby boy onesies in traditional shades of blue? This cool bodysuit—inspired by Vanilla Ice’s hit song—is bound to stir up smiles.

Buy it: AW Fashions Ice Ice Baby Bodysuit in Light Blue, $12,

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Smart Onesie

Stylish, funny baby girl onesies that nail a good math pun? Yes please! This geometry-themed bodysuit is anything but square.

Buy it: AW Fashions Acute Baby Bodysuit, $13,

Image: Courtesy AdelynRoseBoutique

L(l)ighthearted Onesie

Hey, spit happens—so you might as well lighten the mood with funny baby onesies. We’re loving this bodysuit’s silly llama graphic.

Buy it: AdelynRoseBoutique Spit Happens LLama Onesie, from $17,

Image: Courtesy Diagon Alley Customs

Harry Potter Onesie

Potterheads, beware: The market is chock-full of magically funny onesies for baby. We’re big fans of this novelty bodysuit for a future troublemaker.

Buy it: Diagon Alley Customs I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up to No Good Bodysuit, from $8,

Image: Courtesy Live Nice

Star Wars Onesie

Yep, there are funny baby onesies for little jedis too. A crying baby is certainly a force to be reckoned with!

Buy it: Live Nice The Force That Awakens You Bodysuit, $13,

Image: Courtesy CraftSchack

Coffee Run Onesie

If, thanks to baby, you’re single-handedly keeping your local coffee shop in business (ahem, sleepless nights), this funny onesie is for you.

Buy it: CraftSchack I’m the Reason Mommy Drinks Baby Onesie, $14,

Image: Courtesy AlmostFamousCo

Party Pooper Onesie

Next time baby cries from the crib, think of it as an invite to an exclusive bring-your-own-bottle party.

Buy it: AlmostFamousCo Party at My Crib B.Y.O.B. Onesie, $13,

Image: Courtesy Perfectly Baked

Notorious Napper Onesie

Is baby a nap star? Celebrate your luck with this riff on The Notorious B.I.G.

Buy it: Perfectly Baked Naptorious K.I.D. Bodysuit, $26,

Image: Courtesy MilkBasics

Your Favorite Freeloader Onesie

You’ve got a long way ahead of you before this isn’t true! (And let’s face it: Even then, you probably won’t want your kid to move out.)

Buy it: MilkBasics I Still Live With My Parents Onesie, $17,

Image: Courtesy SarcasticTshirts

Mean Girls Onesie

Is baby over all the attention? It’s time to quote Mean Girls’s Regina George.

Buy it: SarcasticTshirts Why Are You So Obsessed With Me Onesie, from $18,

Image: Courtesy SpunkyStork

Pur-fect Onesie

Does baby love kitty? Try this bodysuit. Bonus: It’s made from organic cotton and printed with eco-friendly ink.

Buy it: SpunkyStork Made From Scratch Cat Bodysuit, $17,

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Updated January 2019

Plus, more from The Bump:

10 Adorable Statement Onesies

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