“I projectile-vomited on my midwife — we all laughed hard. It’s gross, I know, but to this day she says I laughed the baby out.” — hungouttobuy
“During delivery my husband and my doctor were talking about sports and breakfast. I wanted to say, ‘Hello! Delivering here. I’m hungry too, so shut up!’” — Kristi O.
“There was a 5.7 earthquake happening when I was in the middle of labor!” — momversation
“I had to fight with the nurses to keep my bra on — I won, by the way.” —_ Karen B._
“I was given sleeping pills, and instead of falling asleep, I started hallucinating — Harry Potter and Dumbledore wouldn’t leave me alone.” — Darlene L.
“The doctors were talking about their vacations while they stitched me up after my c-section — like I wasn’t there.” — Katie
“My husband fell asleep while holding up one of my legs when I was pushing.” — Jen
“There was a tornado warning, and the doctors had my bed pushed away from the windows and positioned near an open doorway in case I had to go into an interior hallway to deliver.” — Diane F.
“As soon as the baby came out, I had a very desperate craving for cake!” — Salma Z.
“My baby peed on the nurse as they were prepping to cut the cord — it was a perfect arch that went over me and onto the nurse.” — Tabitha
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